We compare six self-supervised pretext tasks for infant cry analysis under a fixed budget, meaning the same compact encoder of 1.17M parameters, the same 115 hours of license-verified public pretraining audio, and the same evaluation protocol for every candidate. On cry detection the reconstructive objectives dominate, and a linear probe over a masked-spectrogram encoder reaches 0.988 AUC with subject-wise splits even though the encoder never observed a cry during pretraining. On cry-reason classification over donateacry, the de facto public benchmark for cry reasons, every encoder performs at chance (0.38 to 0.54 macro AUC over 5 classes), and neither domain adaptation on 1.8 hours of real cries nor end-to-end fine-tuning moves the result. Since a frozen HuBERT-base with 80 times more parameters shows the same pattern, the bottleneck must sit in the labels and not in model capacity. We then reproduce the 90\%+ accuracies of the donateacry literature on our own system by changing nothing but the evaluation protocol: clip-wise splits raise accuracy to 85.2% (barely above the 83.8% majority-class baseline), and applying augmentation before splitting raises it to 97.9%, matching the reported state of the art, from the same model that measures 0.49 macro AUC under subject-wise splits. Under leakage-free splits, a twentyfold augmentation of the labeled set (vocoder speaker perturbation and noise mixing, 21 hours) leaves cross-subject AUC unchanged: for this task the effective sample size is the number of infants. We release code, seeds and per-clip license manifests.
Public infant cry corpora are small, label-incompatible, and almost always evaluated one corpus at a time. We ask what this practice hides and what fixes it. Across four cry corpora screened by a multi-level leakage audit (byte-level and embedding-level deduplication plus a within-corpus train-test near-duplicate audit), we probe four frozen encoders and a handcrafted baseline under a unified five-class need ontology and shared task formulations. The audit exposes what single-corpus evaluation conceals: within-domain macro-F1 swings by 0.57-0.80 for the same encoder, cross-corpus transfer is negative on average (negative-transfer ratio 0.19-0.35, significant in 18 of 30 directed cells, BH-FDR), and 349 content-identical clip groups carry conflicting metadata labels across corpus distributions. The same audit, however, reveals a consistent way forward. Transfer into the noisiest corpus is consistently positive in effect size at matched training size and after near-duplicate removal, offering a practical recipe for small, noisy corpora. Frozen probes saturate at modest label budgets, while stabilized fine-tuning wins with full labels; domain-adaptive pretraining significantly beats stabilized fine-tuning at 5-10-shot (the 1-shot advantage is not robust to optimization-seed variance) but shows no significant advantage at 50-shot or beyond. In the tested binary, shared-label settings, ontology-mapped joint training wins in all four encoder-by-target combinations, whereas naively merging unmapped labels costs up to 37 F1 points. We release the ontology, mapping code, and audit pipeline, turning incompatible cry corpora into a usable joint-training resource.